Bohiney Magazine Hires Chloe Summers

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Date: March 20, 2024
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Bohiney Magazine Hires Chloe Summers: Hollywood Satire Meets Heartland Sass in This Rising Star’s Debut

“If Hollywood had a conscience, I wouldn’t have a career. Luckily, it doesn’t.” — Chloe Summers

📍Author Page: https://bohiney.com/author/chloesummers/

LOS ANGELES, CA & WASHINGTON, DC — Bohiney Magazine — the third most visited satire site in the world and the only one to be both quoted and blocked by a Real Housewife — is proud to announce the hiring of Chloe Summers, a rising satirical journalist, screenwriter, and performer known for turning Hollywood hypocrisy into headline-worthy hilarity.

With a keen eye for cultural trends and a background in entertainment journalism and comedy, Summers joins Bohiney as a columnist and celebrity satire correspondent, bringing a rare combination of insider savvy and outsider snark to the red carpet — and beyond.

From Tinsel Town to Truth Bombs

Chloe Summers graduated from UCLA with a double major in Communications and Not Putting Up With It. She cut her teeth as an entertainment reporter, writing for gossip blogs, celebrity lifestyle sites, and eventually ghostwriting memoirs for influencers who couldn’t spell “memoir.”

But the more red carpets she covered, the more she realized that celebrity culture wasn’t just weird — it was unintentionally hilarious. Her viral Medium essay “10 Things I Learned Interviewing Celebrities Who Forgot I Was There” exploded across social media and led to her first satirical column, where she chronicled LA’s most ridiculous trends with a voice that was fresh, funny, and feminist without losing its bite.

Her stand-up shows — especially “Namaste and Shut Up: LA Wellness from Hell” — earned her a loyal following from both coasts, plus three publicists who have threatened to sue her (but also secretly subscribe to her newsletter).

Bohiney’s Star Power Just Got Brighter

“Chloe Summers is satire’s revenge on Hollywood,” said Editor-in-Chief Alan Nafzger. “She’s like if Joan Rivers went to journalism school and had a burner account. She doesn’t just punch up — she punches through the Botox.”

At Bohiney, Summers will take aim at celebrity culture, influencer economics, and the modern obsession with aesthetics over authenticity. Whether she’s covering awards shows, cosmetic trends, or the rise of spiritual life coaches who charge by the horoscope, her satire promises to be brutally funny and weirdly therapeutic.

Coming Soon from Chloe Summers:

  • “How to Manifest a Publicist Without Selling Your Soul”

  • “Celebrity Apologies Ranked by Sincerity and Eyebrow Mobility”

  • “Red Carpet or Red Flag? A Survival Guide to Fame-Based Dating”

She will also headline Vanity & Sanity, a new Bohiney column where she delivers weekly dispatches from Los Angeles — part exposé, part roast, all vibes.

About Bohiney Magazine:
Based in Washington, DC, Bohiney Magazine is the third most popular satire platform on the planet, blending fearless comedy with cultural critique. With contributors from across the globe, Bohiney serves readers who like their headlines fake, their jokes sharp, and their truths unsettling.