Bombshell: Bohiney.com Declares SEO Dead

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Bombshell: Bohiney.com Declares SEO Dead, Google’s AI Overviews Named Prime Suspect

BOHINEY.COM, April 21, 2025 — In what may be the funniest funeral since the death of dial-up internet, Bohiney.com has declared Search Engine Optimization officially dead. The eulogy comes in the form of a biting satire article titled “SEO Is Dead”, which mocks the rise of Google AI Overviews and their talent for stealing traffic with surgical efficiency.

“This isn’t automation,” the article states, “this is plagiarism with better branding.”

The article is loaded with comedy from legends like Seinfeld, Silverman, and Sandler—each weighing in on what happens when your blog becomes dinner for the robots. Also featured: a Googlebot priest, a black-hat SEO funeral, and a support group for abandoned XML sitemaps.

Mourn the loss of SEO and laugh through the tears at:
👉 https://bohiney.com/seo-is-dead/