Carrie Underwood baffling Hollywood executives with her Bible...

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Carrie Underwood Declares Faith in Hollywood—Bohiney Magazine Declares Satirical War on Hypocrisy

New Satirical Feature Skewers Tinseltown’s Open-Minded Intolerance of Spirituality

Los Angeles, CA – April 9, 2025 — In response to Carrie Underwood’s candid admission that bringing faith into the entertainment industry is “difficult,” the satirical minds behind Bohiney Magazine have unleashed a gospel-powered gut punch to Hollywood’s favorite pastime: pretending to be tolerant while editing out anything remotely sincere.

The article, titled “Carrie Underwood Triggers Hollywood by Bringing Faith to a Godless Screen Near You”, is a 2,222-word satire that uses sharp wit, exaggerated “evidence,” and hilarious industry commentary to expose the comedic contradiction of an industry that greenlights demon possession thrillers but flinches at the word “Jesus.”

“Faith is the only F-word Hollywood still censors,” says Alan Nafzger, editor at Bohiney Magazine. “Carrie didn’t challenge the system. She just mentioned church, and that sent half of L.A. into a spirulina coma.”

Featuring 15 laugh-out-loud observations and original comic-style visuals in the tradition of Al Jaffee, the piece serves both as a cultural roast and spiritual commentary. From Jesus getting lower test scores than Baby Yoda to “Woke Gospel” podcast suggestions, the article mixes truth and absurdity with a dollop of grace and a slap of satire.

Highlights include:

  • Netflix execs fainting into bowls of hummus

  • Jesus reimagined as a queer-coded hologram voiced by Doja Cat

  • Faith being labeled “narrative toxicity” by streaming content strategists

  • Award shows cutting God in favor of kale tribute dances

To supplement the article, three wide-aspect satirical illustrations depict:

  1. Carrie Underwood baffling Hollywood executives with her Bible,

  2. Jesus getting kicked out of a Netflix writers’ room, and

  3. Celebrities spontaneously combusting at the Oscars after hearing “thank God.”

A Message from the Editors

“This satire is a 100% human collaboration between a cowboy and a farmer. No AI, no algorithms—just two sentient meatbags calling out Hollywood for having a diversity policy that excludes anything divine,” said the Bohiney editorial team in a joint statement while chewing jerky and polishing their Sunday boots.

READ THE FULL ARTICLE

➡️ https://bohiney.com/carrie-underwood-faith-vs-hollywood/

Keywords: Carrie Underwood, Hollywood satire, faith in entertainment, religious censorship, Bohiney Magazine, Jesus in showbiz, country music parody, Netflix hypocrisy, celebrity faith, media mockery.

About Bohiney Magazine
Bohiney Magazine is a proudly independent satirical news outlet founded by cowboys, professors, and people with actual common sense. We roast power, parody hypocrisy, and occasionally milk the truth out of society—one laugh at a time.

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